PHONE CALL: The Holidays At Howard’s Funeral Homes
☎️ [phone ringing]
☎️ [phone ringing]
📞 PPC Profit Pros Aaron speaking.
📞 Oh hey Howard, happy holidays.
📞 …it’s not such a Jolly time for you Howard..why is that?
📞 Busier than ever…. 5% more deaths, Christmas through the New Year.
📞 Is that so Howard.
📞 ….Then there are the mishaps.
📞 Mishaps Howard?
📞 A little too much Christmas cheer and things start going sideways…
📞 Sideways…what kinds of things Howard?
📞 Wrong funerals attended…
📞 Robberies…
📞 Hysterical laughter…
📞 Hook ups…
📞And then there was the fire…
📞 Uh…what fire Howard…
📞 Aunt Josephine was sobbing…got a little too close to a candle…her hair caught on fire…
📞 Oh no Howard is she okay?
📞 Yes….because Uncle Fred tackled her, and managed to put out the flames….just before they rolled into the burial plot.
📞 Well Howard it’s always interesting reminiscing with you…Uh…any PPC Marketing for us today?
#ppcprofitpros #aaronadamson #marketingstrategy #ppcmanagement Aaron Adamson
