PHONE CALL: The Holidays At Howard’s Funeral Homes

☎️ [phone ringing]

☎️ [phone ringing]

📞 PPC Profit Pros Aaron speaking.

📞 Oh hey Howard, happy holidays.

📞 …it’s not such a Jolly time for you Howard..why is that?

📞 Busier than ever…. 5% more deaths, Christmas through the New Year.

📞 Is that so Howard.

📞 ….Then there are the mishaps.

📞 Mishaps Howard?

📞 A little too much Christmas cheer and things start going sideways…

📞 Sideways…what kinds of things Howard?

📞 Wrong funerals attended…

📞 Robberies…

📞 Hysterical laughter…

📞 Hook ups…

📞And then there was the fire…

📞 Uh…what fire Howard…

📞 Aunt Josephine was sobbing…got a little too close to a candle…her hair caught on fire…

📞 Oh no Howard is she okay?

📞 Yes….because Uncle Fred tackled her, and managed to put out the flames….just before they rolled into the burial plot.

📞 Well Howard it’s always interesting reminiscing with you…Uh…any PPC Marketing for us today?

#ppcprofitpros #aaronadamson #marketingstrategy #ppcmanagement Aaron Adamson

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    Aaron has 20 years of experience as an entrepreneur and business & marketing leader with a specialty in PPC advertising. He has a passion for driving huge profits! In the last 11 years, he's increased profits on average, 40% across all roles! Aaron loves to say "Big profit improvements change companies and lives for the better!" Outside of this, he loves exercise (yoga in particular) and spending quality time with his wife and son.

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