PHONE CALL: Howard Halloween

PHONE CALL: Howard Halloween

☎️ [phone ringing]

☎️ [phone ringing]

📞 PPC Profit Pros Aaron speaking.

📞 Oh hey Howard, you just caught me….

📞 I was just on my way out to shoot a PPC Halloween video….

📞 I’m an astronaut….

📞 No, I guess I’m not very scary.

📞 What can I do for you Howard?…

📞 You’ve got new PPC ads for your annual Funeral Home Halloween party?

📞 Sure, what’s happening this year Howard?…

📞 Victims will be treated to:

📞 Tumble in the Tombstones Haunted Maze

📞 Casket selfies.

📞 Eyeball El Diablos, in the Downunder Bar

📞 Dine with the deceased, in the display room.

📞 Dessert in the Ice Crematorium

📞 Got it Howard, anything else?

📞 Dance till dawn, in the catacombs, with DJ Devil and the Cremains

📞 …sounds like a good ole wholesome fun time there Howard….

❤️🤣💲 Aaron Adamson

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  • Aaron Adamson

    Aaron has 20 years of experience as an entrepreneur and business & marketing leader with a specialty in PPC advertising. He has a passion for driving huge profits! In the last 11 years, he's increased profits on average, 40% across all roles! Aaron loves to say "Big profit improvements change companies and lives for the better!" Outside of this, he loves exercise (yoga in particular) and spending quality time with his wife and son.

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